Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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