haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Panties = found
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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