How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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