So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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