what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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