pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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