When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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