Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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