I bet he comes in French.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
