Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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