Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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