Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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