I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
