Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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