Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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