come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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