Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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