You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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