You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize