can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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