I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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