I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Enjoy the penises
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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