Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let's paint friendship bongs
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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