Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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