This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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