Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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