All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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