You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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