it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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