it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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