Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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