I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
