My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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