His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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