Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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