my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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