dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
tell me about the fingering
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