its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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