Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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