he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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