can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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