oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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