We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
