therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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