But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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