If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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