I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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