how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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