I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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