Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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