you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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