Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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