He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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