dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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