Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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