I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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